What should I buy her for Valentines Day?

I think Hoovers suck.

Thank you - I bought perfume!

I can sleep easier tonight now.

Which one? Chanel No5 is the old classic

Brut for men I say.

More modest
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On the otherhand -
Lads’ mag Maxim once declared Linton “the hottest thing to come out of Scotland since microwaved haggis”, and, it must be said, the Edinburgh-born actress, a pneumatic blonde with a strong resemblance to January Jones, positively sizzles. On Zoom this morning, from her 22,700 sq ft mansion in LA’s millionaire enclave of Bel Air, she looks dewy and smooth, in the manner of Love Island contestants. She’s 40 but could pass for 25 (sort of).
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...chin-and-life-in-trumps-white-house-2lwjw9x3b

Is there something we are not missing here - the success of the Filipina in our worlds and the world at large!

Maxim?I remember the era of lads mags, there's a local girl who was in all of them, went on to do page 3 and maybe more her dad got loads of stick

You must be on page 3 of the Sun!

The Sun never featured geezers

When I overhear a conversation like this I feel like I'm witnessing a weird alternative reality..

@CatchFriday
Larry this might help in the future!

Its Valentines day dear

I think that in the Sea of Covid-19 you could at least smile and be happy - mean lot not taking this opportunity to make a day for the wife!
I didn't only get something for the wife - she gifted her parents and I paid!

That's not fair, putting my ex's wife photo on here.