My neighbour once had a little Shih Tzu Another had a Shih Tzu/Poodle cross. A Shih-Tzpoo Yet another had a Bulldog/Shih Tzu. Guess that one
When I visited a young Russian lady in Turkey, I got to sleep with her two dogs - a rottweiller and a Jack Russell - whilst she slept with her boyfriend (she never told me she had a boyfriend when I arranged to visit her)
I went to a zoo once and came out soaked in elephant pee my son asked how it happened and I said I was stood very close to where an elephant (called nuts) was getting washed the guy washing the elephant to get him to move his limb would tap the limb and say "up nuts" and nuts would oblige then some vendor came past shouting PEA NUTS