Just watched this excellent Documentary on the Beeb https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0007snt/natural-world-20192020-5-the-octopus-in-my-house
I ate octopus last night in a beautiful Chinese/Thai resto on the banks of the Thames, an octopus in my house title reminds me of the Phil drabble book a weasle in my meatsafe.