Customs Official : 'May I know your name?' Arriving passenger : 'Batman' Customs Official : 'What's your name!?' Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man' Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?' Passenger : 'Super-man' Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?' Passenger : 'Yes' Customs Official : 'Arrest the guy... ' When they had him in custody, he was asked to show identification:
This one has been doing the rounds for quite a while it would appear but it's the first time I've seen it I'm not entirely sure it's genuine as the definition in the lettering on the ID looks a bit off.