For all we may moan about the home office---this barge is simply brilliant. Ideal luxury accommodation for illegal immigrants. In no time it will be full! Then--0ne night, hitch it up to a tug--and tow it back to France!
I think I suggested something similar to this but using old Oil Tankers that could be "moored" somewhere out in the Atlantic or Channel ... When are the people in England ever going to learn that the people running the country are only interested in themselves - big change needed there (everywhere I guess!)