In heaven, the police are British, the lovers are French, the food is Italian, the cars are German, and everything is organised by the Swiss. In hell, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the food is British, the cars are French, and everything is organised by the Italians. The happiest man alive lives in a British house, receives an American salary, has a Filipina wife, and eats Japanese food. The saddest man alive lives in a Japanese house, receives a Chinese salary, has an American wife, and eats British food. No offence.
Rolling on the floor my friend! I know this one is slightly paraphrased and all I can say is well done!
