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So how do you meet a filipina?

Discussion in 'Looking for Love' started by 500Dan, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. graham59
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    graham59 Banned

    My Mrs. just got lumbered with me as the take-home prize from 'Scrap Heap Challenge'. :(

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    My first day of OAPdom today.

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  2. Methersgate
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    Methersgate Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Yes as you know, I favour ex demo models. She came with a spare engine and wheels but no spare tyre...
  3. Methersgate
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    Methersgate Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Congratulations!
  4. Markham
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    Markham BANNED Lifetime Member

    Hard to find an ex-demonstrator in showroom mint condition; you bought wisely! Spare tyres are damned expensive - do you want one - tractor size, going cheap?
  5. graham59
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    graham59 Banned

    Thanks. :like:
  6. Aromulus
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    I could exchange "welsh" for "russian"... But everything else will be plagiarized
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  7. Markham
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    Ah you must have had a Welsh Windbag: quite a sporty off-roader when new but has a tendency to wander over hill and dale in search of some sheep. A sharp jab on the horn results in "Dai" (it could equally be "Die!") whilst a longer press produces either "Look you" or some incomprehensible gibberish. The male version of this model is invariably called "Neil".
  8. kingrulzuk
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    Most of the comments are so funny, made my day :like:
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  9. DJB
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    DJB Active Member

    My first Missus was a lazy barsteward, you could not have a p1ss in the sink for dirty pots.

    2nd missus had a problem with her knickers, she couldn't keep them around her waist

    Then I found Kris.... life changing.... makes me feel like a king.

    I met her on a dating site called Christian Filipina, all members are fully vetted by the admin staff, indeed after I registered I got a phone call from CF in the Phils doing some vetting on me!!!!
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  10. john jones
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    Look yere now you boyo, not all us welsh are the same! Yes we like sheep. yes we like sheep a lot and ewe would be the same if you was cold and wet and needed something warm and dry that doesn't answer back! Now then there's lovely goch goch goch. I'm allowed to take the piss as im welsh through and through born here with Irish father and English mother but I have forgiven them both!
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  11. Manila_Paul
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    I did the latter. I was there for 18 months. It is good because you get the know the culture and have some incentive to practice Tagalog more. Online is just not the same.

    Meeting Filipinas in the UK? ... your local NHS hospital is usually a good bet! lol

    Good luck!

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