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Points of view

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Aromulus, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

    GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS

    A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

    I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE
    MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

    SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

    COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN .. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

    DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

    I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

    WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

    OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

    ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

    I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

    HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

    DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES

    And last but not least:
    IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
  2. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    That strikes a chord [​IMG]

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