DID YOU KNOW.. that... - Einstein was born March 14, 1879. - He would be 131 if he were alive today. - Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. - At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed. - He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. - This came to be known as.... Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty." Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on. Anyway, it beats the political c**p!! Al.:england:
