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Older White Guy In Essex Looking 4 Weekday Fun

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by obnoxious-chancer, Oct 20, 2015.

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  1. obnoxious-chancer
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    obnoxious-chancer New Member

    Hi Guys,
    I am a older versatile gay male looking to meet nice smooth Filipino guys for meets on Weekdays anytime between 9am-2pm.
    I live outside Clacton-On-Sea, Essex.

    I am genuine and discreet.
    I am :-
    68 years old
    5ft 9" tall,
    36" waist,
    13.5 stone,
    Hairy legs, arms and some chest hair.
    Average Size English Uncut *****.

    Please feel free to ask any questions.
    My email is wugru2wry2u8r8121y8e4y18ye481ye48`131y8

    Have a good day.

    Edited.......... Please refrain from posting Email address on the open forum, for obvious security reasons.
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    obnoxious-chancer, Oct 20, 2015
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  2. graham59
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    graham59 Banned

    A bit old and fat for me.

    Oh, and so short ! :(

    Perhaps you'd be more successful leaving notes on toilet doors ?
    graham59, Oct 20, 2015
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  3. ChoiAndJohn
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    ChoiAndJohn Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    This has got to be a windup. However, just In case it's serious, I have registered the given email with chickswithdicks.com no need to thank me. Have a nice day.
    :)
    Ps what does versatile mean?
    :)
    ChoiAndJohn, Oct 20, 2015
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  4. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Sorry to disappoint but you are posting on the wrong site, you must not have researched the site beforehand or gained the wrong impression, I am guessing your post will be deleted very soon.

    Good luck in your venture.
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    Timmers, Oct 20, 2015
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  5. ChoiAndJohn
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    ChoiAndJohn Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    I know how he got the wrong impression. It was all that talk about @knightstrike wearing a skirt..
    ChoiAndJohn, Oct 20, 2015
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  6. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Maybe we could get them together :D
    Timmers, Oct 20, 2015
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  7. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    maybe he thinks this is the dark side
    bigmac, Oct 20, 2015
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  8. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    I also think that he is in the wrong place, for the wrong reasons............

    I suggest strongly that you join one of those same sex clubs online......
    Apparently, I am told, that there are apps for whatever one requires.....
    Aromulus, Oct 20, 2015
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  9. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    Oh dear, sadly I let this one on here, dear obnoxious-chancer I had checked out your email address and web site fully and knew you were gay, we don't discriminate here there have been gay gentlemen here before but none of the "looking for weekday fun" variety.

    Had you been in a genuine relationship we would have sought to help you with immigration issues as we have helped others, however you clearly aren't and posting this kind of advert as your first post, after waiting a week, suggests that you knew enough about this site to know that it would not go down well.

    Sadly the damage is done people can probably find your site from a simple lookup on your username.

    You will be banned shortly but I will give you time enough for a chance to read these replies, after that you are history.

    Actually no I am altering the username as the results of a search on your username are pretty sick.

    Tomorrow you get banned, today you can sign in with your existing password with your new username obnoxious-chancer
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    oss, Oct 20, 2015
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  10. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    Tim sorry I edited your post to remove the email address that had been quoted.
    oss, Oct 20, 2015
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  11. Kilo
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    Kilo Member

    Give and take
    Kilo, Oct 20, 2015
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  12. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Crickey.......... 2 bans in 8 weeks.............. Run for cover............
    Aromulus, Oct 20, 2015
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  13. ChoiAndJohn
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    ChoiAndJohn Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    oh I see, I thought it meant he could do odd jobs, cooking and so forth. You live and learn! Letting the man read the replies is a bit of a cruel trick to play on a horny person isn't it @oss? :)
    ChoiAndJohn, Oct 20, 2015
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  14. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    To reply he has to type obnoxious-chancer and his existing password, I am guessing he won't want to do that.

    If I actually banned him right now he could still sign in as a guest and read them anyway, actually changing his user name might almost be equivalent to a ban, lets see if he can figure it out but I'm not giving him a lot of time to figure it out, he will be gone shortly, I will leave the mutilated thread though with everyone's replies.
    oss, Oct 20, 2015
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  15. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    That's okay oss, excitement over for the evening :)
    Timmers, Oct 20, 2015
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  16. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    He's gone now.
    oss, Oct 21, 2015
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  17. knightstrike
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    knightstrike Well-Known Member

    Don't worry, I'll bring you with me when I do.

    You can have the first go with obnoxious.


    You too mate. We'll have an orgy.

    Then we'll sacrifice some goats and chickens too. :lol:

    This reminds me of the Silence of the Lambs by the way.
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    knightstrike, Oct 21, 2015
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  18. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    They were taking the piss in a friendly way mate :)

    British humour :)
    oss, Oct 21, 2015
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  19. knightstrike
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    knightstrike Well-Known Member

    Banter right? :D

    I know, I had couple of British mates when I was in Australia. I'm already familiar with it.
    knightstrike, Oct 21, 2015
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  20. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    Yeah :)
    oss, Oct 21, 2015
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