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New iPhone joke

Discussion in 'Humour' started by walesrob, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. walesrob
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    walesrob Administrator Staff Member

    Tried the new iPhone today - you know the one where you can unlock it with your face.

    So I put my face in front of the phone, and instead of unlocking it, the phone crashed, and a voice said 'I don't know who you are, or what you want, but you ain't having this phone. Go out'.

    The moral of the story is I'm too ugly to have a new iPhone. :blackeye:
  2. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    if i had one ( god forbid )--i would drop my kecks and moon at it. well--my ar5e is better than my face.
  3. DavidAlma
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    DavidAlma Active Member

    The Face Recognition is actually very handy. I've had every version of iPhone from iPhone 3, up to my present iPhone X.

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