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Kuya's 10 Hottest Women 2012

Discussion in 'The Random List' started by Kuya, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. Kuya
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    Kuya The Geeky One Staff Member

    Yes, it is that time again... The time I select a list of various ladies from the world of Showbiz and rate them in terms of hotness.. And a slight change this time is that I am not including Joy (simply because that gets boring if I do that every year)!

    Anyhoo.... On with the countdown

    10. Sacha Parkinson

    Who is Sacha Parkinson I hear you say! She is one half of the Corrie Lesbian double act that has been keeping the tabloid "journalists" in work throughout the last 12 months. Now, strangely it is not because she is playing a Lesbian that gets her into my top ten, but rather because I am reminded of my mahal when I see her facial expressions on Corrie (and yes I am forced to watch it now and then).

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    9. Grace Park

    The remake of Battlestar Galactica was one of the best shows on TV.. EVER! Don't believe me? I'm not alone on this one.. And one of the stand-out roles in that show was of number 8 played by Grace Park. She has since gone on to grace our screens (pun intended) as Kona Kalakaua in the remake of Hawaii Five-0

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    8. Nicole Scherzinger

    Making a turn as a judge on US X Factor after Cheryl Cole got dumped after US audiences failed to understand her accent (see auf wiedersehen pet for help in understanding the Geordie accent). Scherzinger took over and provided US telly with some female eye candy whilst watching Karaoke.

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    7. Noemie Lenoir

    Noemie Lenoir made somewhat of a come back this last year with a few interviews and getting her picture taken, but those M&S adverts will not be the same without her..

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    6. Olga Kurylenko

    Miss Kurylenko has stayed in my list this year despite not much happening for her in terms of TV or Movie work. Still, after watching Hitman again a few months ago reminded me why she should be kept in the list for a while yet.

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    5. Imogen Thomas

    Proof that there is some good in Wales! 2011 was a huge year for Miss Thomas, she was outed for having an affair with a Premier league footballer who was named in court documents as "MTB" and a super injunction was the story that was far bigger than the actual story itself.. John Hemming, the Liberal Democrat MP named MTB as Ryan Giggs after thousands of Twitter users tweeted his name. Lesson to be learned from this? Avoid super injunctions and just get on with things....

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    4. Kim Kardashian

    Oh, how a part of me cries out that I added her to this list! But, Kim Kardashian despite everything else - is hot! Now if only E! TV would just run out of funding so we could just see an end to her evil family from off of our TV screens.

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    3. Jessica Alba

    Despite being pregnant most of last year and so no doing much on the "making movies" side of things, Jessica Alba remains one of those classic beauties in Hollywood...

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    2. Rihanna

    Perhaps because Rhi-Rhi has been all over the news and media for the last 12 months I have come to appreciate her more? I do like her music so that is a huge bonus when it comes to describing "hotness". Anyway, Rihanna makes a new entry for 2012.

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    1. Mila Kunis

    Straight in at number one is Mila Kunis. Mila made news last year after she agreed to go to the US Marines ball when she was asked out by a Marine over YouTube, she accepted and made one Marine a very happy fellow. Her career went stronger this last year after co-starring in Black Swan and Friends With Benefits.

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  2. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Ooooh Er......
    None are pretty ;)
    There's only my wife these days who floats my boat.

    Well, I learnt to watch where my eyes go....tampo is something I don't enjoy :erm:

    Sharp scissors near my otin makes me shiver and shake :eek:
    Last edited: Jan 4, 2012
  3. Kuya
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    Kuya The Geeky One Staff Member

    Just because you're on a diet, it doesn't mean you can't look at the menu!
  4. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Sharp scissors near the nether regions................. yeah.................. I can relate to that..................:erm:
  5. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Wait until you're married to your Joy, Kuya.
    The rules of the game change IMO.
    Asawas Filipinas are tops.
    Her happiness will become paramount and your Itlogs & Otin will be safe :erm:

    Besides, they have a way to look at you that will make you freeze at 20 paces.
    Last edited: Jan 5, 2012
  6. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    Indeed :D

    I've had the scissors too and we're not even married yet, although after seven years there ain't much difference :lol:
  7. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    The difference between our Filipinas and British women is vast.
    I remember the comments from many men when we were in the darkside that it just doesn't pay to do things to make our women jealous.
    I have learnt many lessons in the past four years since I met my wonderful wife and the biggest is to be indifferent to women that I see on the TV or in the street for example.

    This way of being was never in my attitude before but it is as important as breathing now.
    The plusses of living with a beautiful and contented wife and the love she lavishes on me when she is not jealous makes me respect her ways and strive to keep our family happy.
    The men who have Filipina partners everyday I'm sure will empathise.
    Sean will follow us into this state of being soon, with the same hiccups we all learnt from :D
  8. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    Naturally, I tend to agree that Filipina wives have many amazing pluses.
    But make no mistake, there can also be some unbelieveable minuses.
  9. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    Actually sometimes I am still pretty terrified and wonder what the hell I got myself into :D
  10. Kuya
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    Kuya The Geeky One Staff Member

    We shall see, but so far I'm having none of it... :wave:
  11. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Best of luck Sean, you have been warned

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  12. shinx
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    If it wasn't for my own Cindy Grace I would for sure be marrying this Grace here at no 9, my own personal no 2 :) Love Hawaii Five-0!!!
  13. Kuya
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    Kuya The Geeky One Staff Member

    Think she is already married.... ;)
  14. shinx
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    She is I knew it :) just a dream I used to have :) shes 35 too - Asian girls always look so great for their age :)
  15. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    Here's my number one.....
    and yes, I'm besotted, spellbound and totally bewitched by Lorraine Pascale.

    What's more, she can cook!

    Move over Keith Floyd.

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  16. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Hopefully, for your well being and continuous good health, your wife has no access to this thread.........:erm:

    I must admit that she looks a lot fitter than keith Floyd ....

    I can say that in the open, coz I ain't pussy-whipped.... Yet............
  17. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    I recognise that I have a chequered history of fancying women not normally listed as 'hot'
    Perhaps I should start another thread "Not your Usual Hot Pin--up"

    Well my wife is out of the house, and I'm safe. So I'm feel able to risk all and confess yet another secret crush.
    Alessandra Maria-Luigia O Polizzi Di Sorrentino
    aka Alex Polizzi (The Hotel Inspector)

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  18. Aromulus
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    I am growing increasingly worried for your state of mind..........:(
  19. shinx
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    Cindy tells me she will push me to kiss Grace Park...
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  20. shinx
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    ...as long as she can be allowed to kiss De Caprio :)

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