Hi guys! These are quite old but they still make me laugh!! David Ginola - ****** dildo Teddy Sheringham - Teddy Minge rash Tony Blair PM - I'm tory plan B Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien David Mellor - Dildo marvel The Houses of Parliament - Loonies far up the Thames Francois Mitterand - Mad strain of cretin Performance related pay - Mere end of year claptrap Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case The Open University - Intrusive Neophyte The Metropolitan Police Force - I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop Acorn Computers - Crap to consumer Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend Eastenders - needs a rest Home and Away - Aha..yawn mode Eldorado - Real dodo Selina Scott - Elastic snot Peter Ustinov - Eruptive snot Actors - scrota Robert DeNiro - error on bidet Rita Hayworth - Hot hairy wart Sir Alec Guinness - Clearing sinuses Mel Gibson - big melons Arnold Schwarzenegger - He's grown large 'n' crazed Kylie Minogue - I like 'em young Gloria Estefan - large fat noise Chris Rea - rich arse Marti Pellow - Ill tapeworm Madonna, the material girl - Real dim man-eating harlot Ossie Ardiles - Arse is soiled Diego Maradona - O dear, I'm a gonad Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below Boddingtons, the cream of Manchester - Boddington's stomach ache fermenter Stella Artois, reassuringly expensive - Pint 'o' lager virtually erases sexiness An Intel Pentium Processor - Customer nipple not arisen Pentium Processor - Computerises porn Motorway Service Station - I eat coronary vomit stew Al.:england:
Yep excellent. I had to stop reading when I got to 'Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend' as I was at work and could not afford to be hysterical
Ooh... I love anagrams... So here goes with a few random ones... Astronomer = Moon starer A shoplifter = Has to pilfer Clint Eastwood = Old West action Tom Cruise = Mr So-cutie Chinese Takeaway = I ate a chewy snake! Elvis Presley = Verily sleeps The Brit Awards = What dire brats Peter Andre = A pretender Australia = Ultra Asia Washington DC = Don't shag in WC Sainsburys = Is run by SAS Long Distance Walking = Now tackle is dangling I'll get my coat...
In 1988, I entered a competition called the Times Tournament of the Mind. One of the 234 questions involved finding four words (with mammalian connections) in the sentence: APE BOY REVEALS LOCKED TRAIL. It took days to find an answer! Can you find the answer using your PC?
Do you mean 4 mammalian things using all the letters? Beaver... polecat....... Dalek..........ysoril... hmm.. Get back to you...
That is damned good! Not sure if Daleks were mammals though? I thought they were just extraterrestrials?
