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I'm Rich

Discussion in 'Humour' started by knightstrike, Oct 14, 2015.

  1. knightstrike
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    knightstrike Well-Known Member

    J R Samuel & Associates
    Suite 2.6, 2nd Floor, Wisma Southern
    No.26-34, Jalan Dato Hamzah
    4100 Klang, Malaysia.

    Dear Friend,

    You may be surprised to receive this letter from me, since there was no previous communication between us. I am Barrister Joseph Ratnasamy Samuel; a senior advocate Kuala Lumpur Malaysia. I found your contact information through your Country Public record while searching for a last name similar to my deceased client (Eng. McMillian Berkeley).

    I would appreciate your cooperation in the claiming of fund left by my late client, since both of you share the same surname. Though you may not be his relative, but having the same surname guarantees your eligibility to be presented as the true beneficiary since there was no related heir left by my late client. I want to present you to the bank as the rightful beneficiary. The total amount is $10.2 Million (Ten Million Two Hundred Thousand United State Dollars Only). This fund is about to be declared unserviceable by the holding bank as there was no indicated heir.

    My proposition is to present you as the true beneficiary based on mutual percentages between us as soon as you comply positively to my proposal. I will provide all the legal documents to empower you as the rightful heir under a legitimate arrangement in accordance to the Malaysian law amended in 1997 towards beneficiary claim.

    Please accept my sincere apology if this business proposition offends your moral ethics. But if you deem it fit to assist me, kindly contact me immediately for further actions. Thank you.

    Yours faithfully,
    Barrister Joseph Ratnasamy Samuel,
    (Principal Attorney & Advocates).

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    Far out! They still send these things? I remember back then a Barrister from South African sent me an email with almost the same content as above.

    And I'm still waiting for my $20 million.

    I can't wait to spend all of the money. I'm thinking of hitting the Las Vegas casinos, complete with first-class flight, 5-star hotel accommodation, limousine service, and with a bevy of girls at each side.
  2. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Preferably ginger mingers, huh..???
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  3. knightstrike
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    knightstrike Well-Known Member

    Yes, but I won't discriminate. Blondes and Brunettes are welcome to apply. :lol:

    And it doesn't offend my moral ethics in any way.
  4. Bootsonground
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    Bootsonground Guest

    Welcome to the Multi millionaires club..
  5. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

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  6. knightstrike
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    knightstrike Well-Known Member

    Sigh... you ruined my dream, mate. I thought I was going to be rich. Hahahahhaah...

    Nah, too much work. Still thanks for the link.

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