How to troll the Daily Mail

Recently, I've re-read some of the Daily Mail's most outraged stories and I've come to conclude that perhaps some of the people in those stories are basically trolling the Daily Mail and it's readership.

Here are a few examples to make my point.

1. Get plastic surgery on the NHS



Josie Cunningham is the young woman who managed to get a boob job on the NHS. She is currently pregnant and had once said she was considering an abortion in order to appear on Big Brother. Whether she meant to or not, she trolled the Daily Mail (and other publications) and she currently has news editors frothing at the mouth whenever she speaks to their reporters.

2. Have lots of children and claim benefits



Nothing gets the Daily Mail quite worked up like a single mother on benefits, and one with a lot of Children takes a special place in their hearts. As an example, Marie Buchan told the Daily Mail (and other publications) that she cannot possibly survive on £500 per week benefits after the government introduced a benefits cap to that amount. Presumably, Ms Buchan thought she might get some kind of sympathy from the Daily Mail, this was before the editor had an aneurism reading her story.

3. Be an immigrant or marry an immigrant



The Daily Mail hates nothing more than an immigrant to the UK, bringing their foreign food and languages to the inner city streets and towns of good old Blighty. Barely a day goes by when a story of some kind that features immigrants doesn't cause the readership of the Daily Mail to wish for the good old days when signs adorned shops throughout the land stating 'No blacks, No Irish, No Dogs'. Although nowadays such signs would probably take a few minutes to read if the business owners were allowed to discriminate!

So, if you really wanted to troll the Daily Mail in the most epic way, all you need to do is: Be an immigrant (or marry one), have lots of children and then claim benefits, get a boob job on the NHS (if you can) and if you really wanted to go the extra mile - convert to Islam!