Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father. The second Catholic man chirps, My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace. The third Catholic man says, My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says Your Eminence. The fourth Catholic man states, My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness. Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well….?' She replies, I have a daughter. She is slim, tall so beautiful and 38D-24-36. When she walks into a room, people say, Oh My God. I know it's old, but I love it.
