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Discussion in 'Rant and Rave' started by subseastu, Mar 16, 2013.

  1. subseastu
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    subseastu I'm Bruce Wayne Lifetime Member

    Audi drivers - Stop driving so ba**ard close!!!

    Fog lights at night - Turn them off you're blinding me!!!!

    People in supermakets - Move your f***ing trolley out of the way and stop standing around in groups having a bit of a chat and getting in my way!!!

    People on planes that get on with 5 bags as hand luggage and then complain that my one bag is in the way!!!

    Sprouts

    People that drive at 40mph everywhere regardless of the speed limit

    My postman who puts the cards through the door saying we wheren't in when he tried to deliver a package and we should go to the postoffice to collect it. The package is not even in his bloody bag, I'm watching him at the window. Lazy bugger.

    Politicians in general

    The fact as I'm getting older I'm getting grumpier

    Aircraft seats, god knows who they designed them for but it ain't for me

    Mens clothing, again god knows who its designed for but it ain't for me or any normal shaped bloke. apparently blokes have matchstick legs, no arse or genitals. Shirts or designed to fit skinny 14yr old lads.

    The fact my alfa is slowly falling apart.

    Religious nutters

    Tabloid papers and journalists

    After laying a new floor and renovating my bathroom the central heating clicks and bangings when it comes on and thereis nothing I can do about it now so it wakes me up.

    Having to do courses in my 4 weeks off

    All important stuff I'm sure you'll agree...........
  2. subseastu
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    subseastu I'm Bruce Wayne Lifetime Member

    Also

    Socks don't seem to last as long as they did a few years ago.
  3. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    But apart from that you're OK though ..................?:oops:
  4. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Don't go to live in Phils, that would really do you in :vhappy:
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    Audi drivers - Stop driving so ba**ard close!!!
    NOT TOO BAD THERE, TRISIKAD DRIVERS CAN BE A NUISANCE AT TIMES
    Fog lights at night - Turn them off you're blinding me!!!!
    NOT A PROB
    People in supermakets - Move your f***ing trolley out of the way and stop standing around in groups having a bit of a chat and getting in my way!!!
    WAITING IN LINE FOR YONKS TO PAY
    People on planes that get on with 5 bags as hand luggage and then complain that my one bag is in the way!!!
    FILIPINOS DON'T COMPLAIN
    Sprouts
    NO SPROUTS BUT DURIAN SMELL IN SUPERMARKETS
    People that drive at 40mph everywhere regardless of the speed limit
    SEEMS OK BUT THE BUSES DRIVE LIKE THE CLAPPERS
    My postman who puts the cards through the door saying we wheren't in when he tried to deliver a package and we should go to the postoffice to collect it. The package is not even in his bloody bag, I'm watching him at the window. Lazy bugger.
    NOT SURE
    Politicians in general
    THE SAME
    The fact as I'm getting older I'm getting grumpier
    THE SAME
    Aircraft seats, god knows who they designed them for but it ain't for me
    THE SAME
    Mens clothing, again god knows who its designed for but it ain't for me or any normal shaped bloke. apparently blokes have matchstick legs, no arse or genitals. Shirts or designed to fit skinny 14yr old lads.
    BIG PROBLEM FOR BIG MEN
    The fact my alfa is slowly falling apart.
    CARS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE
    Religious nutters
    MANY MORE
    Tabloid papers and journalists
    DON'T KNOW
    After laying a new floor and renovating my bathroom the central heating clicks and bangings when it comes on and thereis nothing I can do about it now so it wakes me up.
    SEEMS LIKE MORE THINGS GO WRONG AND THINGS GET BODGED UP CONSTANTLY
    Having to do courses in my 4 weeks off
    DON'T KNOW
    All important stuff I'm sure you'll agree...........
    YEP
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    I moan a lot in the UK but I moan all the time in the Phils :eek:
    Maybe I have travelled too much...........
    Last edited: Mar 16, 2013
  5. Anon220806
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    Standard procedure for the oil patch, unfortunately. LOL Unless you work onshore in the office like wot I do these days. I am up in Aberdeen doing a weeks course this coming week.

    What used to annoy me was if we didnt get paid to do courses in our time off.
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  6. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    I was in "the oil patch" for 22 years and never did a course on my break.
    Only one survival thingy.....
  7. Anon220806
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    I see. Small oil patch.

    I noticed that a lot of drilling contractor staff had to do heaps of courses in their time off but got paid extra dosh for it.

    On the flip side, I used to deliver courses full time to my previous employers workforce and they too took courses in their time off the rig but never got paid any extra. It was always a bone of contention between the workforce and management.
  8. subseastu
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    We get paid for courses (luckily) but at the following rate:

    Basic pay (not including any bonuses) / 365 / 12 x 8hr.

    So we don't get a full days pay for it even though we're giving up leave to sit in a class to listen to death by power point most of the time and not go home to sleep in our own beds! I personally wouldn't work anywhere that didn't pay me for doing something outside of my normal work rota. Basically I want more money for less work!!!
  9. subseastu
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    subseastu I'm Bruce Wayne Lifetime Member

    That is one thing that does worry me but I intend to combat it with ice cold san mig!!!
  10. subseastu
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    subseastu I'm Bruce Wayne Lifetime Member

    Oh yes one more.........


    WHAT HAPPENED TO ENGLAND AGAINST WALES?!
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    Asses. Whopped. :vhappy::wave:
  12. subseastu
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    I'm at work so haven't seen it. Good chance gone begging. Be interested to see what Lancaster has to say
  13. Methersgate
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    Bastard ex-Kiwi - now Aussie - referee...

    Steve Walsh (think that should be "Steve WELSH")
  14. subseastu
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    subseastu I'm Bruce Wayne Lifetime Member

    Hasn't he got a history of being hard on the english? Seem to remember him refreeing some of our matches in the world cup and him making some very dubious decisions against us. Or am I thinking of someone else?
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    Your memory is sound - that's the fellow.
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    In my industry it would have been great to get put on some courses now and then, for me it never happened, even although later on I was lucky and often only worked 170 days a year I spent most of the rest of it teaching myself i.e. getting up to speed on new technologies, it was just the nature of the work, if I didn't know what was current then I had nothing to sell.

    Now that I am back to being a full time employee I have still not been able to stop working in my own time, this employer will invest in the youngsters but assumes that the oldies like me already know everything, in general I do but there are still courses I would like to go on.

    I do agree though, if my current employer sent me on a course I would expect it to be on his time not mine.
  17. Markham
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    In my best Alf Garnet impression:

    Aww come on, play the white man!! Wales clearly trounced England AGAIN and you accuse some schizophrenic southseas islander, whose name may or may not be Welsh, of being as bent as a two bob watch!

    Now last year, you might have had cause to complain as the result wasn't quite so decisive.
  18. subseastu
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    subseastu I'm Bruce Wayne Lifetime Member

    What a w****er he is. Still I'm sure most of it was down to englands poor performance however mush I'd like to blame the ref.
  19. Methersgate
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    I've heard Welshmen complaining about him for spoiling their victory by giving the English an excuse because of his partisanship.

    And I am sure that someone in a red jersey was pulling that scrum down.
  20. Anon220806
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    Yeah, but free food and free laundry, as one of my old bosses used to say.

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