Eventually

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....BIRDS


... and my head hurts

I was trying to fathom this out. So I googled Bluebirds and then it clicked. Back in the top flight eh?

There'll be Bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover.

Yes, hangovers can be a nightmare the older you get.
I do try to avoid getting them whenever I can (well if I want)

Anyway, I think you've good reason with the 'redbirds'

Seriously congrats to all involved.
Next season the really hard graft begins and maybe a lot of team changes

Can't see them setting the Premiership alight, but even the bottom placed club should get around £60mln from TV /Sky money.
... and the relegated clubs will receive "hardship" payments of £60mln over 4 years (unless they get re-promoted during that time).

Obscene money.... but I'll take it.