It was the night of their 30 years anniverary when the wife asked her hubby how he would describe her. The husband looked at her for a while, then smiled and said, "You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." Wife ... "What does that mean hun?" Hubby... "that means,Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,and Hot". She smiled happily and said ..."Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?" He smiled and said... "I'm Just Kidding!" Seems that the huge swelling in his eye will not leave any permanent damage, and Doctor's are optimistic about saving his testicles.
