A man goes into a restaurant where all the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?" He looks at the menu, scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, and then answers, "A quickie." The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding SMACK! and storms away. A man sitting at the next table then leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche.'"
I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a chicken. hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg we hit it off and went back to hers A lifelong question was finally answered ..................
The Facts of Life The father smiled to see his child Come running to his side. "Please tell me, Daddy, what is meant By that word 'sex'", she cried. He looked aghast at this sweet girl - She was but eight years old; Too young, he thought and innocent To break this childhood mould. She should be playing with her dolls Or other toys she had Instead of asking questions such As this one of her Dad. With openness and honesty An inborn family trait, This Dad explained the facts of life Quite candidly and straight. His discourse finished, thankfully, He kissed her on the cheek; No word she'd uttered all the while, But now began to speak: "I didn't think my question was A matter so complex, For Mum just said to tell you lunch Is ready in two secs."
