Worst food in the world. Poorest hygiene ever

5 years now. Will not eat and cannot eat this poor quality crap any more.
Lovely wife , great kids , but going home.
**** poor country!!!!

Huh?

Well do you anywhere where it is worse?

Depends on what country you are in.

Can you not cook?
Kick the wife out of the kitchen, take back control.



Edit: hide the sharp knives in a safe place first, just in case she becomes upset...

Pretty sure he’s married to Filipino

Have you tried Jollibee

Are you getting visas for them?

No visa for the wife.
Just the kids

I agree with you OP. I have always done my own cooking here.

S

She just loves Chicken Abodo . And that wonderful crap that’s called Drama, on the TV.
It is like watching Crossroads .
But miss Diane Would get an Oscar here.
Had enough of this Sh..le
Interesting though most people on this site are with wives. In the f.. OMG UK.

Ah Jollibee
The greatest thing the Fillipino ever invented.
Let us all queue for 2 hours for that delicious chicken leg we all crave for.
I have seen more meat on a a sparrow.
But they are now nearly extinct.
But a sparrow , I’m sure I recollect had more meat on it than a Jollibee chicken.
But then again , if I’m hungry after 9pm I’m Davao, I’m Fu. D

Surely you knew this before marriage lol...for me in uk..we take things for granted compared to there...I’d definitely love live there

Well very good for you. Why do you go back and try it?

Another thing.
Let’s all get ****ing dogs , cockerells. and any other thing that makes a noise , like some lazy bastard, who won’t get out of his car, so some server had to open gates for him.
No that’s ok. No discipline, no laws, no ****ing respect.
But a lovely smiling face.
Not for me . Corruption is rife. Still after all these years.

I may do soon enough.

Pretty sure this thread belongs in the Humour section.

You stuck it out for 5 years, poor you, get home lad, save yourself, lovely wife, great kids.

Good luck with that but you almost certainly won't be leaving the Philippines with them.