Been drinking Coke all my life, still have my own teeth at 57! And no, Red Bull does not give you wings.
In a country that at least used to have the purest water in the world why the F*CK are we buying bottled water. One project I worked on was for the the water board in the West of Scotland I was recruited by a friend Mike Kimpton who sadly died a couple of years back, we worked on an Oracle database measuring the water quality and producing statistics and real time data on all the laboratory testing being done in the water board and that was a lot of f*cking detailed science there were dozens of water quality KPI measurements for being done. This is 2001 they were f*cking awesome those scientists and that water board but all the freaking morons buy bottled water at exorbitant prices when Scottish tap water was likley the best in the world apart from the lack of minerals, and yeah I know we have a big mineral water industry in Scotland, F-ing morons.
