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Really Sick & Tasteless Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Bootsonground, Aug 18, 2018.

  1. Bootsonground
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    Bootsonground Well-Known Member

    Bloke approaches Paddy and says: Paddy will you take part in a race for charity...

    Paddy: I'm not as fit as I was I can't be arsed
    Bloke: Oh go on paddy its for spastics and blind kids
    Paddy: Oh **** it go on then, I could win that one
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    Bootsonground Well-Known Member

    A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.

    The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."

    The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck."
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    Drunken Max Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Took me a while that one
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