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Plastic Surgery...

Discussion in 'Humour' started by graham59, Apr 11, 2016.

  1. graham59

    graham59 Well-Known Member

    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her ******l lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.' 'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

    'And what about the third rose ?'

    'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'
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  2. Mattecube

    Mattecube I have no need Trusted Member

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  3. Dave_E

    Dave_E Well-Known Member Trusted Member

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