Rode my first bike in the Phils across Cebu and the trans-central Highway today exciting stuff ,laundry provoking, lucky everyone else was in the cemetary
Don't you feel like a grouse on the moors fearing open season approaching...?? As a Post Scriptum.... Where would you like me to send you the get well soon card...??
Reminds me of an old joke.... A young woman goes to her doctor and tells his she is getting married soon. "Congratualtions" the doctor says.. "Oh" she cries, "my husband to be thinks I am a virgin but I am far from it, and he will know on the wedding night and might divorce me". "Not to worry!" advises the doctor. "just wrap an elestic band around your upper leg and snap it as he enters you and he will think that is your virginity going". Assured and much happier, the woman goes home and prepares for her big day... On the night of the wedding the young woman is in bed with her husband and about to have sex, she has a tightly fit elastic band around her upper thigh and is ready to snap it with a finger held inside it. As her husband enters her he hears a snapping sound. "what was that!!" cries the husband. "Oh, that was my viriginity snapping" sighed his wife. "Well, snap it back quickly because it has wrapped itself round my balls"
