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Divorced Barbie

Discussion in 'Humour' started by TheTeach, Nov 16, 2010.

  1. TheTeach
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    TheTeach Le Maître Senior Member

    The Divorced Barbie Doll

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean,Sir?We have:
    Work Out Barbie for £19.95,
    Shopping Barbie for £19.95,
    Beach Barbie for £19.95,
    Disco Barbie for £19.95,
    Ballerina Barbie for £19.95,
    Astronaut Barbie for £19.95,
    Skater Barbie for £19.95
    and Divorced Barbie for £265.95'.

    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?'

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key ring made with Ken's b***s!

    Al.:england:
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  2. Kuya
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    Kuya The Geeky One Staff Member

    That should be reported as fact:like:
  3. TheTeach
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    TheTeach Le Maître Senior Member

    Yes it should! It happened to me once!!

    Al.:england:
  4. Kuya
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    Kuya The Geeky One Staff Member

    You bought a Barbie for £265.95:shock: You got stung in that toy shop Al..... :D
  5. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Hi Ken...................

    I thought your name was Al...............:erm:
  6. florgeW
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    florgeW Lady Mod Senior Member

    LOL ... i love this!

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