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Discussion in 'Humour' started by Bootsonground, Oct 10, 2019.

  1. Bootsonground
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    Bootsonground Well-Known Member

  2. Druk1
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    Druk1 Active Member

    Swap her for a donkey and 2 chickens?
  3. Bootsonground
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    Bootsonground Well-Known Member

    Not gonna happen..
    Now if you had of said, 200 Chickens and 20 Donkeys with 500 Sq mtrs of land in Chile,he may well have considered.
    If you want her to live in Canada..X that **** by four.
  4. Druk1
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    Druk1 Active Member

    She has a fair few miles on the clock,face looks well worn, having chatted to the current owner I have decided to withdraw my offer :)
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  5. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    i was all for a bit of wife swapping with one of my previous wives. the only swap offer i got was for a wheelbarrow. i reluctantly agreed. the other bloke did confess the wheel was buckled and the tyre had a puncture. i was ok about that.

    But when he saw my wife he decided to keep his sodding wheelbarrow.
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  6. Mattecube
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    Mattecube I have no need Trusted Member

    I still have the wheelbarrow!
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  7. Bootsonground
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    Bootsonground Well-Known Member

    How much for the wheelbarrow?

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