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Bored at home

Discussion in 'Humour' started by uklove, Apr 5, 2020.

  1. uklove
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    uklove Active Member

    How come one bag of rice has 7,456 pieces and the other bag has 7,398?
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  2. PorkAdobo
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    PorkAdobo Active Member

    You got ripped off. My bag has 7461 grains.
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  3. Mattecube
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    Mattecube face the sunshine so shadows fall behind you Trusted Member

    wife just returned from getting a bit of shopping
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  4. uklove
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    uklove Active Member

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  5. Anon220806
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    Anon220806 Well-Known Member

    Day 7 of Lockdown

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  6. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    my wife insists i strip off and wash my clothes after i do the tesco run.

    not sure what to do about my shoes though.

    no ppp for tesco staff .
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    last week--long queues to get in tesco--and at checkouts, which were operating left and right lanes--silly--customers far closer than 2 metres.. need to operate 1 lane only. so--i did the smartass thing..and went to the self scan checkouts. no chance--max 10 items only.

    the main problem with the actual shelf shopping--is all the extra pick for delivery staff. clogging the aisles--customers squeezing past them. not good.

    tesco need to re-think this--shorter opening hours--the delivery pickers working lates/ early or nights when the stores are closed
  8. Mattecube
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    Mattecube face the sunshine so shadows fall behind you Trusted Member

    My wife has just been onto me she's bored so I went into the kitchen
    The dishwasher works
    The washing machine works
    The iron works
    The Hoover works
    It's a nice clothes drying day
    Don't know why she's bored!
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  9. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    you need to entertain her.
    strippagram ?
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Singing "What the world needs now is George, George, George"

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